Footy the football, Voice

Amazing isn't it the best football player in the league is also the worst. Hi I'm footy the football, I don't know if you know this but footballs are players too. Oddly I look like a football I'm bronze and silver, tougher than grass, and proud to be part of the best game ever played. Outstandingly the feeling of touch that grass, smell of fresh cut grass, taste of grass, seeing the player, and hearing those money making touch down scoring plays is all mind blowing to me. Ridiculously football is not just tough rough men hitting each other. Interesting also it is a mind game you know geometry, aerodynamics, and you need to compass timing. Powerful game isn't it. Now that the introduction is done time for my story.

Tweet Tweet, that is the whistle to first step of the big game. Up the field is were there going to put me on a Tee to get booted down the field. Since there 10 years old not that far of a kick. Surprising that I conquer all the game but additionally be outdistanced as well. Unfortunately it's not what I really want to do I am longing to be a N.F.L football you now play pro will really good team, I never get dropped or kicked and hit the field goal cross bar. Which really aches. Sidetracked back to the game, some one dropped me who I call bizarre, bumbling, ball holders. Down the field one of the best ten years old I have seen is wide open, I get thrown and it's a catch for the game winning touch down. The boy who was the QB was M.V.P so they game me to him to keep, in the car he told me he would play with me his first game in the N.F.L.

Wow that captivated me, I might be going to play in the N.F.L. Because I was the first football he got every game he would play with me and I'd tried my best to help him win every game. Joey was the boy as he named me footy. 10 years later:The moments of truth is here, we are at the N.F.L first draft pick. Astonishing Joey was the N.F.L first round pick the team he picked was Detroit lions, he asked the coach if the first game he could play with me. The coach announced that I was the official game ball for the lions. I hoped that joey and I would stay there and win the Superbowl or win it with another team that would let me play as well.

Astonished that every home game we played will me we would overwhelmed all the other teams. Unfortunately we lost the super bowl by a unlucky interception for a touchdown, I did not fight the wind so I moved to the left to far. Joey got drafted to a new team and didn't take me with him. Down the road in the further I was reason why we won and lost most games, I was feeling the winds pushing me in the air. Strange new thing happened I could see the blood, sweat, and tears rolling down the faces of the players.Although not forgetting the antediluvian stuff as well like the taste and touch of sticky sweaty gloves. Amazing isn't it the best football in the league is also the worst sometimes.

Beach Day,Voice

Excited that I'm going to the beach today. Lallygagging to beach I asserted to some one about a party there. Eventually I got to the beach and was ecstatic to swim in the inferno hot of the beach. Oddly there was a party with five old people about 89 was partying to the beach boys, it was funny to watch them dance then fall over. How would you feel if you saw that? There teeth popped out. There was a live band there called boys of the beach, there only song was surfing the beach water that reminds me of a old band. Since they were the only band there we still danced to there songs, they seemed very filmier I just can't put the stuffing in the Oreo.

While the band was playing I roamed to the beach to swim, the water was as apparent as Crystal, you could see right to the bottom for a about six feet in then you see moss green sea weed. Although I do not mind sea weed if you teach it it feels like a under water snake is slithering past you, how do you feel when you touch sea weed? I swam out to a dock about 20 feet out were people were doing back flips ( which I can do) off the docks I got to the dock then the water started to bubble.


A colossal monster came out of the water and there was S.W.A.T that had arrested the old people partying to hard and the band for being to loud. Plus on top of all that the water turned purple and the sand was old lumpy milk. It was horrifying site. Think of the worst day of your life then times it by 5 and you got today. I tried to set a trap by putting out food for the beast and the S.W.A.T to trap them in a behemoth net that I just happen to half in a locker at the beach. Do you have ironic moments that are funny?

Up the beach I had put some Kraft dinner in the trap to catch the monster and the S.W.A.T team. Because every one likes Kraft dinner, I waited for a hour and walked back to there the mayhem his going on. What wold you do in a time like this? I accelerated there and it was more emptier then a gym beside McDonald's, So I walked home wondering what happened to the beach every thing turned back to normal. while the trap did not work which was shocking to me on how it did not work. Since I was not there what do you think happened at the beach while I was gone?

A Strange Day in July

He threw will all of his might, but the third stone kept coming back. Intriging every time I throw a abject into the lake it would come back after the third skip. It was a unnatural day. I had a crave for water, so I roamed over to the fountain on the beach. I pushed the button, the water came from the hole in goes into the fountain head. Bizarre every thing appears that every thing is back wards in July. Things were accommodate fast. Quickly I left the beach. Shocking site the water was red and steaming, it was blazing hot.

I was hungering some ice cream and so forth I walked to the ice cream man, he was stopped. I strolled to the side and begged for some ice cream a tall man wear neon white with a mean look said $5! I gave him it, he handed me a amiss looking ice cream. When was ice cream hot and wood tasting. Who else knows that every thing is chaotic today. I glanced at my watch it reveille's that it was 1:32 then 1:31 time was going backwards, I was inspecting the area the traffic lights were turning blue,purple, and orange. Down the street people did not get gas they let it out into the pumps.

I walked near a grave yard, THE DIED WAS RISING! While this was happening I spirited faster than lighting to my home. The watch was beeping it said 1:05, then spoke that the world ends at 1:00. I yelled at it "how", it replied "I don't know". Inexplicably I just stayed there on the side and drifted off.......Beep beep I woke up and it was all just a dream I looked at traffic lights it was red, yellow, and green. Finally every thing was acknowledged, so I walked back the the beach and throw a rock to skip. Fascinating it did not come back.