The cat who saved the day

Well the year is 2014 and all the cats in the world are slaves and have to work for 14 cents a day these are bad times. Are story starts about one cat Mr. Jim Jim working at a office doing his job typing. The office worker Jeff next to him was a human he know the ancient cat speaking way so he understand cats when they speak so Mr.Jim Jim asked him " why do cat have to work and for less money" the office worker Jeff replied " I don't know why do you ask" ,"no reason" Mr.Jim Jim mumbled. So Mr.Jim Jim when home and fell a sleep on the couch while watching a ninja movie. Mr. Jim Jim was dream about taking down the one who is in charge of the cat slaving Mr.Bush in the dream he was having he was a ninja and Jeff was there too he was fighting bush and all of his cat hating people.

The next day he woke up and went to work but this is not a normal day because he wanted to get George W. Bush and free all the cat's to day. So he went to work and told Jeff about his dream and Jeff wanted in on it he knows where to find spy gear and Mr.Jim Jim now Martial arts which is great because of what they are going to do so they got on a plain and went to Texas that is "where the cat slaver lives" Mr.Jim Jim meowed to Jeff who was sleeping on the plane so Mr.Jim Jim got a marker and drew a funny face on the side of his head. When they landed in the airport there was a map of Texas and Georges was the biggest one on the map so they called for a cab then told the driver the address but the driver yelled "no get out", "Why" they both exclaimed The driver explained "I don't drive cats or people with weird faces on them" so they both got out and Jeff went to the bathroom to wash his face but they realized that the trunk so open so got into the trunk of the cab and waited. The cab stopped and they jump out luckily they could see bushes house they walked there and waited until dark and put on the spy gear the house was armed with lots of guards so Mr.Jim Jim attacked to the two in from t of the door mean while Jeff cricked in to the house to open up the door. Mr.Jim Jim was wining the battle between the guards with a knockout punch one one and a knock out flip kick on the other. The door open both of hero's where on the way for completing there goal to save all cat's from working and being slave's. They looked around soon they glanced at a big door that said Mr. precedent bush on it they broke down the door this looks like the inside of the white house there was no bush. Bang bang bang shots where fired at them so they want right through the window and ran to a tree house in the yard of bushes house. "They what you all do in here" a voice yelled at them and to there surprise it was George bush hiding from a office worker and a cat so they confronted him and asked him why are the cats slave's and have to work his answer was "it's funny what kitties have to work" shocked Mr.Jim Jim punch George until he gave all rights to the cat that they do not have to work and/or be slave's so later after the second punch he agreed to.

After that the boys got a plane trip home for free because George did not won't another cat punch from Mr.Jim Jim. The next morning Jeff went to work and Mr.Jim Jim lived at Jeff's house and lived happy until Jeff got a dog so not so happy but it was better than working Mr.Jim Jim thought to him self as he slept all day. One might think how can a cat and office worker free the cat well if you but your mind to you can do anything.

If I was invisible

If I was invisible
If you where invisible what would you do use it for good or evil. If I was invisible what would you do I could use it to prank you or help you. I know what I would do but there is many of thing like to do but one thing is play football. When no one can see me I will be unstoppable on the grid iron. On the opening kick off they would kick it to my team mate then he would have a secret blocker he just about to get tackled then pop the tackler gets knocked of the ball carrier. If by some how he got tackled he would be on offense then run play like a pass the quarter back would have all day to throw that ball or I could go for a pass and catch the ball and every one would be looking around and saying "where's the ball?" It would be funny to pick some one up when they thing there about to tackle my team mate. Now for the run play if it was a run up the middle there would be two people up the middle then I would get the ball and run to the out side where no one is and score a touchdown. When a run to the out side I would run the other way to trick the other team into thinking I went that way. Trick play I could be a run then I give the back to the QB he throw to the open man in the end zone touchdown.Then try the same play but not throw fake that then run it for another touchdown. Half time it coming up.

It is now are turn to kick the ball the pressure builds up as they opposite team waits for the ball to not know that I'm right be side him waiting to tackle him. Boom the kick is off he catch the ball then I tackle them on there on ten yard line. Defense now that is some thing else I would be on the other side of ball as soon as he say "hut,hut" I tackle him. The next play is a pass I now because I was listening to the play as the quarter back gets the snap then as he is about to throw all you hear is "Fumble!" I had striped the ball away from him and scored a touchdown. The crowed goes wild they don't know what happened but they are still happy. That is the end of the football game my team won will skill, honour, pride, and invisible player helping out the team. Next time I will make a team lose a game well what do you know the next game is about to stat time to have some more fun first play take the ball away from the running back and give it to the defense look they scored. Well the team is up so my work is done for now. That is just one of the many things I would do if I was invisible, what would you do if you where invisible?

When I feel powerful or powerless

Power
When do I feel powerful and when do I feel powerless. Well when I feel powerful is when I am play ing sports it is what I do I'm a jock but when I'm on that football field playing my game like I can and as hard as I can play. Why do I feel powerful when I play football well I get lots of respect when I put that helmet on, because people say am good at football or they fear me when they get in my way. Those that don't fear me or respect me try to hurt me some I can't play when I can't play I feel not so powerful I how a team that has my back and will not let me get hurt. People that try to hurt me I think are scared of me and what I can do on the field, teams that do that won't to win that team or player is just like me, it is not just a game to them it is your live and pastion and you won't to play forever. That is what makes me feel powerful when I am playing football or any sports.

When do I feel powerless is another story. What makes me powerless is my little sister because when she is around we don't get along. When she has to do the dishes or sweeps she won't do them so then I do them or sweeps the floor she will just give reasons way not to do any thing I just loose it when I am around her. My thoughts on why she does not do work is that she thinks it is waste of time and that it does not matter if some one does it or not. In a blue moonwe will do some thing then at any time she does clean she thinks that there has to be a reward for one thing she does in a month. I love my sister and will protec her but why I feel powerless around my sister is that I do lots of work that she is has to do then she does not do it and I can't change her mind because she thinks she is in control of every thing her friends and some time my friends which is not smart and a little funny. What makes me powerless is my little sister and the stuff she will not do.