Every 111 years there is a new type of football game called monkey ball. Oddly it is not with people. An epic football game between monkeys for team Gold Bananas verses team Apples who are Beast apes. This is for the interest of the Godly Spoon so he does not destroy the losing race with his godly powers. The spoon is the monkeys and apes god. An event so outstanding it is not televised for humans eyes. It is just like the N.F.L, with monkeys and apes. Because of the apes size and speed they destroyed the Gold bananas every year, this year the Godly spoon might go ballistic and just eliminate the monkey race for good. When the chips are down you got to step up, so this time the monkeys are going to win it all by making an all-star Gold Bananas team.
Drafting the new team players. There running back is Bo Bo he is an ape except he has a tail, so that makes him a monkey. The two wide receivers are 7 feet tall, if they can touch it they can catch it. Amazed at the speed of the tight end, they called him god speed for a good reason. The QB was called laser for his dead on target passing to anything that has hands, his O line was five monkeys that weighted 250 pounds each and nothing caused get passed them. Most player play both offense and defense. Big Tim is are safety his never misses a tackle or drops a interception. One word comes to mind when you see are middle line backer, inferno. Because if he gets matter no one can stop him. Strangely the apes do not draft any players, they think there apes are the best. The game starters tomorrow, so the monkeys prayed to the great spoon for a win. Mean while that night. Since the apes did not draft any players they recruited one right before the game, Godzilla.
Game day. Shocked, the monkeys were at Godzilla. The monkeys got the kick Bo Bo was running to the 40 then out power a ape and spun to out side for a run down the side lines. Up the Field Bo Bo got tackled at the apes ten yard line. laser got the ball and throw it to one of the wide receivers for a touchdown! The monkeys kicked the ball but Godzilla blocked it. It has just been back and forth, turn overs after turn overs. Down the side line was Godzilla and he was open for the touchdown pass inconveniently. The apes tried for extra two points and got it for the lead. half time. The monkeys kicked to the apes, soon it was a turn over. Time past by quickly in this nerve racking game. Apes 8- Monkey 6. Another turn over for the monkeys, the apes throw intercepted by Big Tim. Down the field he was running, in persuad by Godzilla he jumps..... for the touchdown! The last play of the game it was right now apes ball at the two yard line. GodZilla gets it and inferno stoped him. Monkeys win for first time 12-8. The spoon was happy and did nothing exept wait for next game
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
A new school, a dream school
Today, is the worst time and the best day of my life. Why I will tell you that I'm leaving my old school, it was a sweat shop. Literally in free time we would make clothes, shoes, and chairs to sell to other schools, that is why today I leave this school. Sadly I am leaving all my friends at the school they were good to me. Anywhere is better than here though, When I wake up and go to the new school tomorrow A.M.S it what it says. Amazing middle school is what it was called I wondered why anyway I was so happy to leave, it said on the Internet that " A.M.S has every thing just wait and see".
The next day. I woke up, ate break fest, got in the car, then went to school. "I am so happy to go to school",wow I never thought I would be saying though words to my mom and dad. I got out of the car and froze, I stared at the school, my feet where mixed into the concrete out side on the side walk, my hands cliched as sweat came rolling down my face. Outstanding I thought. Slowly I walked in and it was bigger on the inside than out side, I walked to the office and asked for my class and were they are there was at blank look on her face. Instantly she started to laugh and said "your class what ever you want, just find them".
So I looked around. amazing there was a zoo to look and pet animals from all over the world. The bell rang so I went to the first class I looked at, "Class for spy's" it was so much fun we used spy weapons like the hook and two way radios. I learned how to be a ninja and know when people are lying to me. An hour later the bell rang for free time. Which means you can do what ever you like ride a rhino or go bungee jumping of the school, a hour later the rang for lunch there was a chef cooking what ever we wanted for lunch we just had to tell him what we want. This school was so so..... well words do not tell how amazing this school was, I had two more classes then school was over I think I don't really know. The next class was fire fighting class, we put out fires that were fake but looked real next we got to drive the big red truck in a circle in the parking lot in front of the school and got are own fire suit just in case of a fire. The last class of the day is next in 10 seconds. I did not want school to end.
Oddly for my last class I had to leave the school, there was a lake by the school I had to go there, the lake was bubbling some thing was out I was a shark and it tried to eat me. While this was happening some thing else was also rising out from the lake. Under the water was a submarine. I was amazed at the submarine. Who knew this was a class, the side opened up. Quickly I ran in side of it, there was a aquarium in around the sides of the sub with some of the weirdest fish from around the world. The shark was the driver of the sub, the teacher in side was a old explorer he talked about the being not that big but a 10,000 feet down. Since it 10,000 feet deep there is one of the wonders of the world is in the lake, they have only seen it once the great Koo it was a mix of a squid, shark, and turtle. Suddenly red lights went off he had to go to the surface because school had ended.
Because school ends at a different time every day there a awesome bus that takes us home, it was purple and gold with leather sites. Since I lived the farthest away from the school I got the bus all to my self which was boring. The bus arrived. I got off the bus got inside and let loose I told my mom and dad all about the school, they said "that's nice dear" and began to make dinner. After dinner I went to sleep and dream about what I am going to do tomorrow.
The next day. I woke up, ate break fest, got in the car, then went to school. "I am so happy to go to school",wow I never thought I would be saying though words to my mom and dad. I got out of the car and froze, I stared at the school, my feet where mixed into the concrete out side on the side walk, my hands cliched as sweat came rolling down my face. Outstanding I thought. Slowly I walked in and it was bigger on the inside than out side, I walked to the office and asked for my class and were they are there was at blank look on her face. Instantly she started to laugh and said "your class what ever you want, just find them".
So I looked around. amazing there was a zoo to look and pet animals from all over the world. The bell rang so I went to the first class I looked at, "Class for spy's" it was so much fun we used spy weapons like the hook and two way radios. I learned how to be a ninja and know when people are lying to me. An hour later the bell rang for free time. Which means you can do what ever you like ride a rhino or go bungee jumping of the school, a hour later the rang for lunch there was a chef cooking what ever we wanted for lunch we just had to tell him what we want. This school was so so..... well words do not tell how amazing this school was, I had two more classes then school was over I think I don't really know. The next class was fire fighting class, we put out fires that were fake but looked real next we got to drive the big red truck in a circle in the parking lot in front of the school and got are own fire suit just in case of a fire. The last class of the day is next in 10 seconds. I did not want school to end.
Oddly for my last class I had to leave the school, there was a lake by the school I had to go there, the lake was bubbling some thing was out I was a shark and it tried to eat me. While this was happening some thing else was also rising out from the lake. Under the water was a submarine. I was amazed at the submarine. Who knew this was a class, the side opened up. Quickly I ran in side of it, there was a aquarium in around the sides of the sub with some of the weirdest fish from around the world. The shark was the driver of the sub, the teacher in side was a old explorer he talked about the being not that big but a 10,000 feet down. Since it 10,000 feet deep there is one of the wonders of the world is in the lake, they have only seen it once the great Koo it was a mix of a squid, shark, and turtle. Suddenly red lights went off he had to go to the surface because school had ended.
Because school ends at a different time every day there a awesome bus that takes us home, it was purple and gold with leather sites. Since I lived the farthest away from the school I got the bus all to my self which was boring. The bus arrived. I got off the bus got inside and let loose I told my mom and dad all about the school, they said "that's nice dear" and began to make dinner. After dinner I went to sleep and dream about what I am going to do tomorrow.
Thursday, April 15, 2010
what is inspirational to me
Well a lot of thing inspire me, like in football I listen to music to pump me up. Lately I heard a speech on the radio it exclaimed that " it doesn't matter what other's think of you, it matters what you think of your self, if you are happy be your self and no matter what stay happy and do not change for any one, if your skipping down the street and kids point and laugh it is because they think deep down it is amazing that you can do that and not worry about what people say about you, now that is cool". Oddly it opened my eyes wide and I was shocked that this guy who was speaking was right, so I thought of ways to try and do the same.
Which did not take very long because of think pink day, what I mean by that is one kid was wearing a pink shirt one day and some kids beat him up, so 20 or kids came to school with pink shirts to make a point. Now I thought to my self why did that happened, what if a kid like me came to school wearing a pink shirt would I get beat up or made fun of. I can take the name calling and joking around but getting beat up not cool. So I thought more about it and my think is it leads to the cool people and not cool people, pink shirt not cool and bullies cool but I though the cool kids were the 20 or more kids that were wearing pink shirts that day, the bullies were trying to be cool and the kid that were a pink shirt that got beat up is a amazing and is brave not very many people wear pink shirts in front of every one to see.
What is a cool person to me. Oddly what is cool to me is the kids that just be there self in front of every one to see, no matter what like skipping in the hall ways or wearing bright clothes as long as your your happy, even if others think not the same. If your trying to be cool by doing some that is bad to be cool and your faking to be happy why would you still do it. I leave you with this making fun of people is easy, standing out is the hard part, so don't do it for some live is to short to be unhappy why not do what makes you happy and feel good, no matter what people say because they secretly deep down think your cool.
run on sentence
This is how you do a run on sentence it just runs on and runs until it changes the subject that might be a long time like forever it might just be one long sentence that goes down the page.
Run on sentence is a bad sentence because it does not sound smart if you read it out loud it just goes on and on you don't take a breathe in a run on that is a bad thing you might need to take a breathe in the sentence.
Some run on sentences have random things in them because you did not know they stopped like this one it just keeps on going and running like a bear is after you and if there is a stop the bear gets you.
One run on sentence might be a boy is walking through the woods and then a bear is going to try to eat him so the boy runs away from the bear but the bear is much faster than the boy so the boy throw food at the bear and he stopped going after the boy.
A girl was in the lake and a fish came up and looked at her she got scarred and swam away the fish followed her to the beach but the poor fish can't walk on land so the fish swam to the bottom of the lake to be alone.
Run on sentence is a bad sentence because it does not sound smart if you read it out loud it just goes on and on you don't take a breathe in a run on that is a bad thing you might need to take a breathe in the sentence.
Some run on sentences have random things in them because you did not know they stopped like this one it just keeps on going and running like a bear is after you and if there is a stop the bear gets you.
One run on sentence might be a boy is walking through the woods and then a bear is going to try to eat him so the boy runs away from the bear but the bear is much faster than the boy so the boy throw food at the bear and he stopped going after the boy.
A girl was in the lake and a fish came up and looked at her she got scarred and swam away the fish followed her to the beach but the poor fish can't walk on land so the fish swam to the bottom of the lake to be alone.
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Fix it, a gamer story
There are many types of video games. All based on different varieties of games such as sports, action, and shooting. You can play with different people around the world, at what ever time like five in the morning when your family is sound sleeping, so keep the volume down. You don't want to wake your family up while playing they will not like it.
Friday, April 9, 2010
sentence openers paragraph
Oddly this football story is not about me, but a kid that got in my way and will never be the same . Meaning, that watch for who is in your way when playing sports. The boy was playing football he was a middle line backer not a very tall boy, he can run fast though. Anywhere, a line backer can run to get the ball carrier or the intercept the pass, this boy got a lot of tackles. It was not his day. If you saw what had happened to the kid, you light laugh, you might run away, or just feel sorry for him. Wondered, what happened to the kid well one played happened it was a run up the middle he thought to him self I am going to get a tackle he was wrong. While he was running at the ball carrier he did not see how big he was and clash of pads hit the kid fell and the running back scored. That is not the bad part. While the kid was on the ground a bad smell filled the air. What happened is the kid let the browns out of the end zone in his pants. If you did the same what would you do? The kid ran off the field and into a outhouse, we looked at each other and laughed then walked away from the smell. Lesson to day the kid learned is do not just stand there if a big running back is running at you.
sentence openers
subject: The girl, ran away.
The boy, walked away.
Prepositional: Under the sea, there are fish.
Above building, birds fly.
Ly words: stupidly, the boy jumped into the cooled pool.
weirdly, a spider crawled up my arm.
ing words: shooting, the target's was easy.
running away, was fun.
clausal: If you run, the dog will go after you.
Since the car blow up, nothing has happened.
Very short sentence: Run away.
Don't move.
ed word: excited, that he was home so early.
mortified, the boy cired at the car crash.
The boy, walked away.
Prepositional: Under the sea, there are fish.
Above building, birds fly.
Ly words: stupidly, the boy jumped into the cooled pool.
weirdly, a spider crawled up my arm.
ing words: shooting, the target's was easy.
running away, was fun.
clausal: If you run, the dog will go after you.
Since the car blow up, nothing has happened.
Very short sentence: Run away.
Don't move.
ed word: excited, that he was home so early.
mortified, the boy cired at the car crash.
Thursday, April 1, 2010
the best april fools jokes
I woke up on a very special day it was not my birthday, it is April 1. It was a good day for me I never got a joke played on me and I prank every one. My first victim was my older brother he was out side of the phone with his girlfriend. I grabbed a big garbage bin put it on top of my brother, he was running around like a chicken with his head cut off, so I jumped at him and I kicked him he dropped and did not get back up. Ha ha ha my work here was done so on to my next victim my sister was just waking up so I switched the milk with orange juice so when she pored her fruit loops orange juice got on it ha ha ha I ran away I thought of my next prank my dad. Dad like to have diet coke be for he goes to work so I tied mentos to the lid of the coke then I gave it to him he opened it out side and fizz want every where it was so funny.
I walked to school because every one was mad at me at home so I went around the school and put a sign on every door that said door does not work use next one every one in the school was late even some of the teacher it was the best. I was not done yet at lunch I put plastic rap on all the bath rooms, one kids tried to run though it he fell the janitor had to cut throw it. At my last class of the day I got there before the teacher and I unscrewed the wheels off the chair she fell I got sent to the principles office, so I put salt in is sugar shaker and he puts a lot of sugar in is coffee so as he poured it I was tyring hard not to laugh but he had a some of it and spit it across the room it was a riot he was going to sit down but he saw the glue on the chair then I got sent home for the day.
I walked home and the door was open so I walked in I yelled for some one but not one was there no answer I walked up stairs in to my room I closed the door. "Ah ah ah" I shouted there was a monster there was a monster behind the door quickly I ran down stairs. Unluckly there was another one swiftly I ran past him as I tried to run out side but was stop by plastic rap on the door and my family looked at me with smiles on there faces they had played a prank on me to teach me a lesson I learned it that was the last time I pull a prank.
I walked to school because every one was mad at me at home so I went around the school and put a sign on every door that said door does not work use next one every one in the school was late even some of the teacher it was the best. I was not done yet at lunch I put plastic rap on all the bath rooms, one kids tried to run though it he fell the janitor had to cut throw it. At my last class of the day I got there before the teacher and I unscrewed the wheels off the chair she fell I got sent to the principles office, so I put salt in is sugar shaker and he puts a lot of sugar in is coffee so as he poured it I was tyring hard not to laugh but he had a some of it and spit it across the room it was a riot he was going to sit down but he saw the glue on the chair then I got sent home for the day.
I walked home and the door was open so I walked in I yelled for some one but not one was there no answer I walked up stairs in to my room I closed the door. "Ah ah ah" I shouted there was a monster there was a monster behind the door quickly I ran down stairs. Unluckly there was another one swiftly I ran past him as I tried to run out side but was stop by plastic rap on the door and my family looked at me with smiles on there faces they had played a prank on me to teach me a lesson I learned it that was the last time I pull a prank.
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