Thursday, April 1, 2010

the best april fools jokes

I woke up on a very special day it was not my birthday, it is April 1. It was a good day for me I never got a joke played on me and I prank every one. My first victim was my older brother he was out side of the phone with his girlfriend. I grabbed a big garbage bin put it on top of my brother, he was running around like a chicken with his head cut off, so I jumped at him and I kicked him he dropped and did not get back up. Ha ha ha my work here was done so on to my next victim my sister was just waking up so I switched the milk with orange juice so when she pored her fruit loops orange juice got on it ha ha ha I ran away I thought of my next prank my dad. Dad like to have diet coke be for he goes to work so I tied mentos to the lid of the coke then I gave it to him he opened it out side and fizz want every where it was so funny.

I walked to school because every one was mad at me at home so I went around the school and put a sign on every door that said door does not work use next one every one in the school was late even some of the teacher it was the best. I was not done yet at lunch I put plastic rap on all the bath rooms, one kids tried to run though it he fell the janitor had to cut throw it. At my last class of the day I got there before the teacher and I unscrewed the wheels off the chair she fell I got sent to the principles office, so I put salt in is sugar shaker and he puts a lot of sugar in is coffee so as he poured it I was tyring hard not to laugh but he had a some of it and spit it across the room it was a riot he was going to sit down but he saw the glue on the chair then I got sent home for the day.

I walked home and the door was open so I walked in I yelled for some one but not one was there no answer I walked up stairs in to my room I closed the door. "Ah ah ah" I shouted there was a monster there was a monster behind the door quickly I ran down stairs. Unluckly there was another one swiftly I ran past him as I tried to run out side but was stop by plastic rap on the door and my family looked at me with smiles on there faces they had played a prank on me to teach me a lesson I learned it that was the last time I pull a prank.

2 comments:

  1. This is the worst thing I ever read! the ideas are boring it's idiotic and it made me fall asleep. Wow this sucked. April Fools It's exactly the oppisite what of I said. 4/5

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  2. Haha some very funny ideas there, and a great beginning middle and end. I would give this 5/5 it was really great.

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