sentence openers paragraph

Oddly this football story is not about me, but a kid that got in my way and will never be the same . Meaning, that watch for who is in your way when playing sports. The boy was playing football he was a middle line backer not a very tall boy, he can run fast though. Anywhere, a line backer can run to get the ball carrier or the intercept the pass, this boy got a lot of tackles. It was not his day. If you saw what had happened to the kid, you light laugh, you might run away, or just feel sorry for him. Wondered, what happened to the kid well one played happened it was a run up the middle he thought to him self I am going to get a tackle he was wrong. While he was running at the ball carrier he did not see how big he was and clash of pads hit the kid fell and the running back scored. That is not the bad part. While the kid was on the ground a bad smell filled the air. What happened is the kid let the browns out of the end zone in his pants. If you did the same what would you do? The kid ran off the field and into a outhouse, we looked at each other and laughed then walked away from the smell. Lesson to day the kid learned is do not just stand there if a big running back is running at you.

sentence openers

subject: The girl, ran away.
The boy, walked away.
Prepositional: Under the sea, there are fish.
Above building, birds fly.
Ly words: stupidly, the boy jumped into the cooled pool.
weirdly, a spider crawled up my arm.
ing words: shooting, the target's was easy.
running away, was fun.
clausal: If you run, the dog will go after you.
Since the car blow up, nothing has happened.
Very short sentence: Run away.
Don't move.
ed word: excited, that he was home so early.
mortified, the boy cired at the car crash.

the best april fools jokes

I woke up on a very special day it was not my birthday, it is April 1. It was a good day for me I never got a joke played on me and I prank every one. My first victim was my older brother he was out side of the phone with his girlfriend. I grabbed a big garbage bin put it on top of my brother, he was running around like a chicken with his head cut off, so I jumped at him and I kicked him he dropped and did not get back up. Ha ha ha my work here was done so on to my next victim my sister was just waking up so I switched the milk with orange juice so when she pored her fruit loops orange juice got on it ha ha ha I ran away I thought of my next prank my dad. Dad like to have diet coke be for he goes to work so I tied mentos to the lid of the coke then I gave it to him he opened it out side and fizz want every where it was so funny.

I walked to school because every one was mad at me at home so I went around the school and put a sign on every door that said door does not work use next one every one in the school was late even some of the teacher it was the best. I was not done yet at lunch I put plastic rap on all the bath rooms, one kids tried to run though it he fell the janitor had to cut throw it. At my last class of the day I got there before the teacher and I unscrewed the wheels off the chair she fell I got sent to the principles office, so I put salt in is sugar shaker and he puts a lot of sugar in is coffee so as he poured it I was tyring hard not to laugh but he had a some of it and spit it across the room it was a riot he was going to sit down but he saw the glue on the chair then I got sent home for the day.

I walked home and the door was open so I walked in I yelled for some one but not one was there no answer I walked up stairs in to my room I closed the door. "Ah ah ah" I shouted there was a monster there was a monster behind the door quickly I ran down stairs. Unluckly there was another one swiftly I ran past him as I tried to run out side but was stop by plastic rap on the door and my family looked at me with smiles on there faces they had played a prank on me to teach me a lesson I learned it that was the last time I pull a prank.

fishing adventure story

I found a under water city they said where was no such thing but I Jr Jr found it.(Earlier that day) Ring ring I woke up to the same old ringing alarm clock "bang" I hear a loud shot from a shotgun out side of the tent I knew than it was breakfast time I unzipped and took one step out side when a cow that was in the woods was starting in front of me "a cow in the woods wow I have not even seen a deer but I see a cow" as I thought to my self out loud. Bang "ah ah holy I hop" the cow dropped.....dead my dad had shoot it I look over at the lake and saw my mom cooking breakfast eggs, bird, and cow my dad announced that "we where having fish for dinner so let's go catch breakfast Jr Jr" . Slowly I walked with my dad to the lake and I knew for next two hours on a boat we would catch nothing so we get on the boat then as soon as we where leaving a chicken came me out of the water and scared the socks off my feet as my shoes staid on.

My dad fell off the boat I yelled "holy Mario" and did stay on the boat I thought to my self did that "chicken fly out of the water, are my pants wet from being scared or my dad falling off the boat this where question that had answers I did not know". So we want on with the day and boated out so about a hour later we got a nibble on the rode and we pulled it out of the water and we had a chicken on the line that was still alive. I thought that this was a bad day I did not catch any fish just chickens but the day just got a worse I saw a flying shark "wow I'm going to die from a flying shark, this day sucks so far". I tried to run but I was in a boat, in the middle of the lake and my dad fell off the boat again, flipping the boat too so I fell off I was sinking to the bottom of the sea.

I woke up under flying in a submarine a thought but it said on a sticky note on my head not a submarine the fastest boat in the world I did not know where my dad was so I went to the front of the boat and not believe my eye but I'm not surprise but a chicken was driving the boat he said that there is a under water silver city that the sharks had before but because they can fly they are eating the chickens since they started to flying so the under water city was there's to take over and hide from the sharks but some how they needed my help they think I the one to help them get the city. I yelled "What the crap how can I do that when chicken can't live under water and there is flying sharks we are going to die WOW" the chickens look at each other then started to laugh I think then a alarm went off and red lights every where they said to get to the battle stations and fire I looked at them like chickens that can talk, they showed me where the guns where and I was shooting milk at the flying shark behind us sharks melt when they touch milk we where going to the under water silver city to take it over. We stopped and and just dropped under water to go to the under water city.

It was about 30 minutes until we got to the silver city it was at the deepest part of the ocean. when we got there was no sharks but deer fish it was a deer that had the same features as a fish so I yelled "I give up are aliens real to" there was no answer so the chickens got out leaving me in the submarine the deer fish where looking at me funny one said "look at the freak mommy" the chickens swam out with a red rock got in the submarine and went quickly to the surface they throw the red rock out side of the submarine and all of the flying shark came at the red rock but a big explosion and all the flying shark stopped flying but I turned around and got hit in the head. I woke up in the tent I swear I was here this morning "ow well" so I went back to sleep.

Scaredy student

"Aah" get it away, leave me alone you paper demon go. This is a story one that might make you shiver ,one that will make you cry all the home to your mom this is a story about a boy named Tim he fears paper. It stared one day when he was three years old he was coloring and he grabbed the paper to show to his mom but just as he was about to grab it he got a paper cut the tears came rolling down his eyes and he scream "mommy". The mother can as fast as a snake she got there and glazed at the boy and said "stop crying it's fine" the boy thought it was the end for him he mom what not even help him. That was the day Tim was terrified of paper.

(Now) "OK school get out a piece of paper and write your name" the teacher announced "NO NOT THE PAPER NO" Tim yelled "Tim your 17 and still in grade one" the teacher replied. So Tim ran out of the school and ran all the way home just like the little Piggy's Tim has not touched paper since that day he was three and at thought out school teacher have failed him because he did not do any work no home work no test no nothing the only subject he was good at was P.E. there was no paper there he was safe. He has a world record being the oldest kid in grade one he did sign the book though because there was paper in it he had tried to get over his fear but he just ran away. There was one person who tried to get him to go to PS paper scared group on people who where scared of paper but he was the only one so his friend told him about this new thing called computers but the only problem is he has to print all of his work so that was not a good idea. One day Tim slipped on a piece of paper his hand touch it you have no idea what was going through his mind he thought the hold world would blow up, time would stop, and that daffy duck was better then bugs bunny he froze. After a few minutes of just laying there he realized that made paper was not so bad after all a whole new world opened up for him.

So he did all his work on paper and passed grade one by the time he was 21 hie was in high school he thought to him self wow facing your fears really helps but then he got a new fear one that will put him back to the stone age, one that will make his live as bad as a mouse eating a shark his new fear was laptops until he does not know how to get ride of this one he will wait until he fall or some thing to get him over it but paper changed his life forever.