Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Life Lesson In Grade 8-Working hard

Working hard is not just a life lesson in gr.8 but it helps. Breaking it down there are differnt types if people like hard workers, lazy kids, and cheater; just to names some. If your one of the following does nit mean you can not change. Interesting part about working hard is you either work your hole live or you slip by. Personally I work hard every day on my live to make it some where. Oddly some people just don't work and they pass by, and it does not help if your struggling while other who do nothing but cheat pass by you.

Working hard in September was a struggle because I did not know how hard I had to worker to make A's. I believe that once I got how every thing flowed I would be able understand it then work hard and get A's. Strangely some people might thing your hard work is not good but if it your hard work and look or sounds good to you then it is great most defiantly.

Feeling is important in working hard if you don't feel like working hard you don't, some people who don nothing might call you names or cheat off you if does not matter you know your going some where they don't. Simply working hard helps when you need to understand some thing, what happened to change my thing is working hard at little things prepares you for bigger challenges to come your way. Helping others is hard work also but it gives you a change to show others what hard work is and how it pays off.


Fortunately working hard in out side of school like sports has made me a better athlete and what you carry on the field you take off, that is why I work hard at every thing I do. Acting is another way to do hard work in school like doing your home work, studying, and going over what you just learn until you know it like you know Friday is the best school day because it is the last.

Hard working quotes might help motivate you go work as hard as you can. Zig Ziglar: Where you start is not as important as where you finish. Jim Rohn: You don't get paid for the hour. You get paid for the value you bring to the hour. Exceptionally in sports you should try as harder than you can go, Herschel Walker: If you train hard, you'll not only be hard, you'll be hard to beat. Extreme differences between a hard worker and a slacker or a champions from a challenger, a champion or hard worker is ready to win because victory is there only option.


Defiantly you will feel like giving up just think about what makes you want to try harder, for me it is music Papoose-born to win to pick me back up. Interestingly hard work now help makes you do better later on in live, like if you have a goal work hard at it to achieve it. Because you can't tell me that the sky is the limit when there is a footprint on the moon. Which means you can not tell me my limits only I choose them.

Anywhere you look there is evidence of hard work payed off like the N.F.L they have to work to the bone to get there, if you work hard you will get there eventually. Which ever you choice is it up to you, will you be hard working or slack off?

Monday, June 7, 2010

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Tuesday, June 1, 2010

letter to C.F.L draft pick

Dear C.F.L draft pick,

Hello C.F.L draft pick, I think the first round draft pick should be me. Although the last years first draft pick went with Calgary I will go with my home B.C. Lion's. Anywhere this team can go, now it is time for this team to go up. While they need some new guys to bring the team to an all star team to get more grey cups. Mostly I'm very engaging and hard working at every thing I do. Anywhere I go am an spectacular addition to have in first draft pick. Because there is of course there is always room for improvement for the high skill league.Luckily I could of gone to the states to the N.F.L but home team is better to play on. If you give 100% you tried but if you 150% you would have gave all you have.

Outstanding yards in every thing I have played, most records broken in my league for offense 1102 yards for ball carry, 8 yards per carry 498 catching yards, 103 yards throwing, and 2 fumbles. I'm a harding ball carrier that will leave every thing on the field to win. Amazingly have played every were on offense from O line to QB, running back to receiver, all over. Speedy I can run a 5.0 for 40 years also can stop an switch on a dime, make altering so I can catch the ball. If I can touch it I can catch is what I live by. Oddly I play both ways.

Defense a hole different story best outside linebacker in the league with 56 sacks, 196 tackles, 5 forced fumbles, and 12 interceptions. Variety of different positions is a good thing I played from D lone to safety plus I also play kicked return return for 1509 yards total. I'm easy to coach a good listener, take in what I'm learning and do it as perfect as I can. Fearless is key to defense if your scared you will get run over. Interesting I don't just play football I live it every day and if I see some one having trouble I help them until they get it.

When you decide to pick the C.F.L first round draft pick just think about who has heart and who deserves it the you can pick who it is. I hope it is me.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Footy the football, Voice

Amazing isn't it the best football player in the league is also the worst. Hi I'm footy the football, I don't know if you know this but footballs are players too. Oddly I look like a football I'm bronze and silver, tougher than grass, and proud to be part of the best game ever played. Outstandingly the feeling of touch that grass, smell of fresh cut grass, taste of grass, seeing the player, and hearing those money making touch down scoring plays is all mind blowing to me. Ridiculously football is not just tough rough men hitting each other. Interesting also it is a mind game you know geometry, aerodynamics, and you need to compass timing. Powerful game isn't it. Now that the introduction is done time for my story.

Tweet Tweet, that is the whistle to first step of the big game. Up the field is were there going to put me on a Tee to get booted down the field. Since there 10 years old not that far of a kick. Surprising that I conquer all the game but additionally be outdistanced as well. Unfortunately it's not what I really want to do I am longing to be a N.F.L football you now play pro will really good team, I never get dropped or kicked and hit the field goal cross bar. Which really aches. Sidetracked back to the game, some one dropped me who I call bizarre, bumbling, ball holders. Down the field one of the best ten years old I have seen is wide open, I get thrown and it's a catch for the game winning touch down. The boy who was the QB was M.V.P so they game me to him to keep, in the car he told me he would play with me his first game in the N.F.L.


Wow that captivated me, I might be going to play in the N.F.L. Because I was the first football he got every game he would play with me and I'd tried my best to help him win every game. Joey was the boy as he named me footy. 10 years later:The moments of truth is here, we are at the N.F.L first draft pick. Astonishing Joey was the N.F.L first round pick the team he picked was Detroit lions, he asked the coach if the first game he could play with me. The coach announced that I was the official game ball for the lions. I hoped that joey and I would stay there and win the Superbowl or win it with another team that would let me play as well.

Astonished that every home game we played will me we would overwhelmed all the other teams. Unfortunately we lost the super bowl by a unlucky interception for a touchdown, I did not fight the wind so I moved to the left to far. Joey got drafted to a new team and didn't take me with him. Down the road in the further I was reason why we won and lost most games, I was feeling the winds pushing me in the air. Strange new thing happened I could see the blood, sweat, and tears rolling down the faces of the players.Although not forgetting the antediluvian stuff as well like the taste and touch of sticky sweaty gloves. Amazing isn't it the best football in the league is also the worst sometimes.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Beach Day,Voice

Excited that I'm going to the beach today. Lallygagging to beach I asserted to some one about a party there. Eventually I got to the beach and was ecstatic to swim in the inferno hot of the beach. Oddly there was a party with five old people about 89 was partying to the beach boys, it was funny to watch them dance then fall over. How would you feel if you saw that? There teeth popped out. There was a live band there called boys of the beach, there only song was surfing the beach water that reminds me of a old band. Since they were the only band there we still danced to there songs, they seemed very filmier I just can't put the stuffing in the Oreo.

While the band was playing I roamed to the beach to swim, the water was as apparent as Crystal, you could see right to the bottom for a about six feet in then you see moss green sea weed. Although I do not mind sea weed if you teach it it feels like a under water snake is slithering past you, how do you feel when you touch sea weed? I swam out to a dock about 20 feet out were people were doing back flips ( which I can do) off the docks I got to the dock then the water started to bubble.


A colossal monster came out of the water and there was S.W.A.T that had arrested the old people partying to hard and the band for being to loud. Plus on top of all that the water turned purple and the sand was old lumpy milk. It was horrifying site. Think of the worst day of your life then times it by 5 and you got today. I tried to set a trap by putting out food for the beast and the S.W.A.T to trap them in a behemoth net that I just happen to half in a locker at the beach. Do you have ironic moments that are funny?

Up the beach I had put some Kraft dinner in the trap to catch the monster and the S.W.A.T team. Because every one likes Kraft dinner, I waited for a hour and walked back to there the mayhem his going on. What wold you do in a time like this? I accelerated there and it was more emptier then a gym beside McDonald's, So I walked home wondering what happened to the beach every thing turned back to normal. while the trap did not work which was shocking to me on how it did not work. Since I was not there what do you think happened at the beach while I was gone?

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

A Strange Day in July



He threw will all of his might, but the third stone kept coming back. Intriging every time I throw a abject into the lake it would come back after the third skip. It was a unnatural day. I had a crave for water, so I roamed over to the fountain on the beach. I pushed the button, the water came from the hole in goes into the fountain head. Bizarre every thing appears that every thing is back wards in July. Things were accommodate fast. Quickly I left the beach. Shocking site the water was red and steaming, it was blazing hot.


I was hungering some ice cream and so forth I walked to the ice cream man, he was stopped. I strolled to the side and begged for some ice cream a tall man wear neon white with a mean look said $5! I gave him it, he handed me a amiss looking ice cream. When was ice cream hot and wood tasting. Who else knows that every thing is chaotic today. I glanced at my watch it reveille's that it was 1:32 then 1:31 time was going backwards, I was inspecting the area the traffic lights were turning blue,purple, and orange. Down the street people did not get gas they let it out into the pumps.


I walked near a grave yard, THE DIED WAS RISING! While this was happening I spirited faster than lighting to my home. The watch was beeping it said 1:05, then spoke that the world ends at 1:00. I yelled at it "how", it replied "I don't know". Inexplicably I just stayed there on the side and drifted off.......Beep beep I woke up and it was all just a dream I looked at traffic lights it was red, yellow, and green. Finally every thing was acknowledged, so I walked back the the beach and throw a rock to skip. Fascinating it did not come back.

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Epic Football Game

Every 111 years there is a new type of football game called monkey ball. Oddly it is not with people. An epic football game between monkeys for team Gold Bananas verses team Apples who are Beast apes. This is for the interest of the Godly Spoon so he does not destroy the losing race with his godly powers. The spoon is the monkeys and apes god. An event so outstanding it is not televised for humans eyes. It is just like the N.F.L, with monkeys and apes. Because of the apes size and speed they destroyed the Gold bananas every year, this year the Godly spoon might go ballistic and just eliminate the monkey race for good. When the chips are down you got to step up, so this time the monkeys are going to win it all by making an all-star Gold Bananas team.

Drafting the new team players. There running back is Bo Bo he is an ape except he has a tail, so that makes him a monkey. The two wide receivers are 7 feet tall, if they can touch it they can catch it. Amazed at the speed of the tight end, they called him god speed for a good reason. The QB was called laser for his dead on target passing to anything that has hands, his O line was five monkeys that weighted 250 pounds each and nothing caused get passed them. Most player play both offense and defense. Big Tim is are safety his never misses a tackle or drops a interception. One word comes to mind when you see are middle line backer, inferno. Because if he gets matter no one can stop him. Strangely the apes do not draft any players, they think there apes are the best. The game starters tomorrow, so the monkeys prayed to the great spoon for a win. Mean while that night. Since the apes did not draft any players they recruited one right before the game, Godzilla.

Game day. Shocked, the monkeys were at Godzilla. The monkeys got the kick Bo Bo was running to the 40 then out power a ape and spun to out side for a run down the side lines. Up the Field Bo Bo got tackled at the apes ten yard line. laser got the ball and throw it to one of the wide receivers for a touchdown! The monkeys kicked the ball but Godzilla blocked it. It has just been back and forth, turn overs after turn overs. Down the side line was Godzilla and he was open for the touchdown pass inconveniently. The apes tried for extra two points and got it for the lead. half time. The monkeys kicked to the apes, soon it was a turn over. Time past by quickly in this nerve racking game. Apes 8- Monkey 6. Another turn over for the monkeys, the apes throw intercepted by Big Tim. Down the field he was running, in persuad by Godzilla he jumps..... for the touchdown! The last play of the game it was right now apes ball at the two yard line. GodZilla gets it and inferno stoped him. Monkeys win for first time 12-8. The spoon was happy and did nothing exept wait for next game

10 words

Football
Epic
Godly
Oddly
Outstanding
Beast
Banana
Apple
Monkey
Spoon

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

A new school, a dream school

Today, is the worst time and the best day of my life. Why I will tell you that I'm leaving my old school, it was a sweat shop. Literally in free time we would make clothes, shoes, and chairs to sell to other schools, that is why today I leave this school. Sadly I am leaving all my friends at the school they were good to me. Anywhere is better than here though, When I wake up and go to the new school tomorrow A.M.S it what it says. Amazing middle school is what it was called I wondered why anyway I was so happy to leave, it said on the Internet that " A.M.S has every thing just wait and see".

The next day. I woke up, ate break fest, got in the car, then went to school. "I am so happy to go to school",wow I never thought I would be saying though words to my mom and dad. I got out of the car and froze, I stared at the school, my feet where mixed into the concrete out side on the side walk, my hands cliched as sweat came rolling down my face. Outstanding I thought. Slowly I walked in and it was bigger on the inside than out side, I walked to the office and asked for my class and were they are there was at blank look on her face. Instantly she started to laugh and said "your class what ever you want, just find them".

So I looked around. amazing there was a zoo to look and pet animals from all over the world. The bell rang so I went to the first class I looked at, "Class for spy's" it was so much fun we used spy weapons like the hook and two way radios. I learned how to be a ninja and know when people are lying to me. An hour later the bell rang for free time. Which means you can do what ever you like ride a rhino or go bungee jumping of the school, a hour later the rang for lunch there was a chef cooking what ever we wanted for lunch we just had to tell him what we want. This school was so so..... well words do not tell how amazing this school was, I had two more classes then school was over I think I don't really know. The next class was fire fighting class, we put out fires that were fake but looked real next we got to drive the big red truck in a circle in the parking lot in front of the school and got are own fire suit just in case of a fire. The last class of the day is next in 10 seconds. I did not want school to end.


Oddly for my last class I had to leave the school, there was a lake by the school I had to go there, the lake was bubbling some thing was out I was a shark and it tried to eat me. While this was happening some thing else was also rising out from the lake. Under the water was a submarine. I was amazed at the submarine. Who knew this was a class, the side opened up. Quickly I ran in side of it, there was a aquarium in around the sides of the sub with some of the weirdest fish from around the world. The shark was the driver of the sub, the teacher in side was a old explorer he talked about the being not that big but a 10,000 feet down. Since it 10,000 feet deep there is one of the wonders of the world is in the lake, they have only seen it once the great Koo it was a mix of a squid, shark, and turtle. Suddenly red lights went off he had to go to the surface because school had ended.

Because school ends at a different time every day there a awesome bus that takes us home, it was purple and gold with leather sites. Since I lived the farthest away from the school I got the bus all to my self which was boring. The bus arrived. I got off the bus got inside and let loose I told my mom and dad all about the school, they said "that's nice dear" and began to make dinner. After dinner I went to sleep and dream about what I am going to do tomorrow.

Thursday, April 15, 2010

what is inspirational to me


Well a lot of thing inspire me, like in football I listen to music to pump me up. Lately I heard a speech on the radio it exclaimed that " it doesn't matter what other's think of you, it matters what you think of your self, if you are happy be your self and no matter what stay happy and do not change for any one, if your skipping down the street and kids point and laugh it is because they think deep down it is amazing that you can do that and not worry about what people say about you, now that is cool". Oddly it opened my eyes wide and I was shocked that this guy who was speaking was right, so I thought of ways to try and do the same.


Which did not take very long because of think pink day, what I mean by that is one kid was wearing a pink shirt one day and some kids beat him up, so 20 or kids came to school with pink shirts to make a point. Now I thought to my self why did that happened, what if a kid like me came to school wearing a pink shirt would I get beat up or made fun of. I can take the name calling and joking around but getting beat up not cool. So I thought more about it and my think is it leads to the cool people and not cool people, pink shirt not cool and bullies cool but I though the cool kids were the 20 or more kids that were wearing pink shirts that day, the bullies were trying to be cool and the kid that were a pink shirt that got beat up is a amazing and is brave not very many people wear pink shirts in front of every one to see.


What is a cool person to me. Oddly what is cool to me is the kids that just be there self in front of every one to see, no matter what like skipping in the hall ways or wearing bright clothes as long as your your happy, even if others think not the same. If your trying to be cool by doing some that is bad to be cool and your faking to be happy why would you still do it. I leave you with this making fun of people is easy, standing out is the hard part, so don't do it for some live is to short to be unhappy why not do what makes you happy and feel good, no matter what people say because they secretly deep down think your cool.

run on sentence

This is how you do a run on sentence it just runs on and runs until it changes the subject that might be a long time like forever it might just be one long sentence that goes down the page.

Run on sentence is a bad sentence because it does not sound smart if you read it out loud it just goes on and on you don't take a breathe in a run on that is a bad thing you might need to take a breathe in the sentence.

Some run on sentences have random things in them because you did not know they stopped like this one it just keeps on going and running like a bear is after you and if there is a stop the bear gets you.

One run on sentence might be a boy is walking through the woods and then a bear is going to try to eat him so the boy runs away from the bear but the bear is much faster than the boy so the boy throw food at the bear and he stopped going after the boy.

A girl was in the lake and a fish came up and looked at her she got scarred and swam away the fish followed her to the beach but the poor fish can't walk on land so the fish swam to the bottom of the lake to be alone.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Fix it, a gamer story

There are many types of video games. All based on different varieties of games such as sports, action, and shooting. You can play with different people around the world, at what ever time like five in the morning when your family is sound sleeping, so keep the volume down. You don't want to wake your family up while playing they will not like it.

Friday, April 9, 2010

sentence openers paragraph

Oddly this football story is not about me, but a kid that got in my way and will never be the same . Meaning, that watch for who is in your way when playing sports. The boy was playing football he was a middle line backer not a very tall boy, he can run fast though. Anywhere, a line backer can run to get the ball carrier or the intercept the pass, this boy got a lot of tackles. It was not his day. If you saw what had happened to the kid, you light laugh, you might run away, or just feel sorry for him. Wondered, what happened to the kid well one played happened it was a run up the middle he thought to him self I am going to get a tackle he was wrong. While he was running at the ball carrier he did not see how big he was and clash of pads hit the kid fell and the running back scored. That is not the bad part. While the kid was on the ground a bad smell filled the air. What happened is the kid let the browns out of the end zone in his pants. If you did the same what would you do? The kid ran off the field and into a outhouse, we looked at each other and laughed then walked away from the smell. Lesson to day the kid learned is do not just stand there if a big running back is running at you.

sentence openers

subject: The girl, ran away.
The boy, walked away.
Prepositional: Under the sea, there are fish.
Above building, birds fly.
Ly words: stupidly, the boy jumped into the cooled pool.
weirdly, a spider crawled up my arm.
ing words: shooting, the target's was easy.
running away, was fun.
clausal: If you run, the dog will go after you.
Since the car blow up, nothing has happened.
Very short sentence: Run away.
Don't move.
ed word: excited, that he was home so early.
mortified, the boy cired at the car crash.


Thursday, April 1, 2010

the best april fools jokes

I woke up on a very special day it was not my birthday, it is April 1. It was a good day for me I never got a joke played on me and I prank every one. My first victim was my older brother he was out side of the phone with his girlfriend. I grabbed a big garbage bin put it on top of my brother, he was running around like a chicken with his head cut off, so I jumped at him and I kicked him he dropped and did not get back up. Ha ha ha my work here was done so on to my next victim my sister was just waking up so I switched the milk with orange juice so when she pored her fruit loops orange juice got on it ha ha ha I ran away I thought of my next prank my dad. Dad like to have diet coke be for he goes to work so I tied mentos to the lid of the coke then I gave it to him he opened it out side and fizz want every where it was so funny.

I walked to school because every one was mad at me at home so I went around the school and put a sign on every door that said door does not work use next one every one in the school was late even some of the teacher it was the best. I was not done yet at lunch I put plastic rap on all the bath rooms, one kids tried to run though it he fell the janitor had to cut throw it. At my last class of the day I got there before the teacher and I unscrewed the wheels off the chair she fell I got sent to the principles office, so I put salt in is sugar shaker and he puts a lot of sugar in is coffee so as he poured it I was tyring hard not to laugh but he had a some of it and spit it across the room it was a riot he was going to sit down but he saw the glue on the chair then I got sent home for the day.

I walked home and the door was open so I walked in I yelled for some one but not one was there no answer I walked up stairs in to my room I closed the door. "Ah ah ah" I shouted there was a monster there was a monster behind the door quickly I ran down stairs. Unluckly there was another one swiftly I ran past him as I tried to run out side but was stop by plastic rap on the door and my family looked at me with smiles on there faces they had played a prank on me to teach me a lesson I learned it that was the last time I pull a prank.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

fishing adventure story

I found a under water city they said where was no such thing but I Jr Jr found it.(Earlier that day) Ring ring I woke up to the same old ringing alarm clock "bang" I hear a loud shot from a shotgun out side of the tent I knew than it was breakfast time I unzipped and took one step out side when a cow that was in the woods was starting in front of me "a cow in the woods wow I have not even seen a deer but I see a cow" as I thought to my self out loud. Bang "ah ah holy I hop" the cow dropped.....dead my dad had shoot it I look over at the lake and saw my mom cooking breakfast eggs, bird, and cow my dad announced that "we where having fish for dinner so let's go catch breakfast Jr Jr" . Slowly I walked with my dad to the lake and I knew for next two hours on a boat we would catch nothing so we get on the boat then as soon as we where leaving a chicken came me out of the water and scared the socks off my feet as my shoes staid on.

My dad fell off the boat I yelled "holy Mario" and did stay on the boat I thought to my self did that "chicken fly out of the water, are my pants wet from being scared or my dad falling off the boat this where question that had answers I did not know". So we want on with the day and boated out so about a hour later we got a nibble on the rode and we pulled it out of the water and we had a chicken on the line that was still alive. I thought that this was a bad day I did not catch any fish just chickens but the day just got a worse I saw a flying shark "wow I'm going to die from a flying shark, this day sucks so far". I tried to run but I was in a boat, in the middle of the lake and my dad fell off the boat again, flipping the boat too so I fell off I was sinking to the bottom of the sea.

I woke up under flying in a submarine a thought but it said on a sticky note on my head not a submarine the fastest boat in the world I did not know where my dad was so I went to the front of the boat and not believe my eye but I'm not surprise but a chicken was driving the boat he said that there is a under water silver city that the sharks had before but because they can fly they are eating the chickens since they started to flying so the under water city was there's to take over and hide from the sharks but some how they needed my help they think I the one to help them get the city. I yelled "What the crap how can I do that when chicken can't live under water and there is flying sharks we are going to die WOW" the chickens look at each other then started to laugh I think then a alarm went off and red lights every where they said to get to the battle stations and fire I looked at them like chickens that can talk, they showed me where the guns where and I was shooting milk at the flying shark behind us sharks melt when they touch milk we where going to the under water silver city to take it over. We stopped and and just dropped under water to go to the under water city.

It was about 30 minutes until we got to the silver city it was at the deepest part of the ocean. when we got there was no sharks but deer fish it was a deer that had the same features as a fish so I yelled "I give up are aliens real to" there was no answer so the chickens got out leaving me in the submarine the deer fish where looking at me funny one said "look at the freak mommy" the chickens swam out with a red rock got in the submarine and went quickly to the surface they throw the red rock out side of the submarine and all of the flying shark came at the red rock but a big explosion and all the flying shark stopped flying but I turned around and got hit in the head. I woke up in the tent I swear I was here this morning "ow well" so I went back to sleep.

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Scaredy student

"Aah" get it away, leave me alone you paper demon go. This is a story one that might make you shiver ,one that will make you cry all the home to your mom this is a story about a boy named Tim he fears paper. It stared one day when he was three years old he was coloring and he grabbed the paper to show to his mom but just as he was about to grab it he got a paper cut the tears came rolling down his eyes and he scream "mommy". The mother can as fast as a snake she got there and glazed at the boy and said "stop crying it's fine" the boy thought it was the end for him he mom what not even help him. That was the day Tim was terrified of paper.

(Now) "OK school get out a piece of paper and write your name" the teacher announced "NO NOT THE PAPER NO" Tim yelled "Tim your 17 and still in grade one" the teacher replied. So Tim ran out of the school and ran all the way home just like the little Piggy's Tim has not touched paper since that day he was three and at thought out school teacher have failed him because he did not do any work no home work no test no nothing the only subject he was good at was P.E. there was no paper there he was safe. He has a world record being the oldest kid in grade one he did sign the book though because there was paper in it he had tried to get over his fear but he just ran away. There was one person who tried to get him to go to PS paper scared group on people who where scared of paper but he was the only one so his friend told him about this new thing called computers but the only problem is he has to print all of his work so that was not a good idea. One day Tim slipped on a piece of paper his hand touch it you have no idea what was going through his mind he thought the hold world would blow up, time would stop, and that daffy duck was better then bugs bunny he froze. After a few minutes of just laying there he realized that made paper was not so bad after all a whole new world opened up for him.

So he did all his work on paper and passed grade one by the time he was 21 hie was in high school he thought to him self wow facing your fears really helps but then he got a new fear one that will put him back to the stone age, one that will make his live as bad as a mouse eating a shark his new fear was laptops until he does not know how to get ride of this one he will wait until he fall or some thing to get him over it but paper changed his life forever.

Monday, February 15, 2010

The cat who saved the day


Well the year is 2014 and all the cats in the world are slaves and have to work for 14 cents a day these are bad times. Are story starts about one cat Mr. Jim Jim working at a office doing his job typing. The office worker Jeff next to him was a human he know the ancient cat speaking way so he understand cats when they speak so Mr.Jim Jim asked him " why do cat have to work and for less money" the office worker Jeff replied " I don't know why do you ask" ,"no reason" Mr.Jim Jim mumbled. So Mr.Jim Jim when home and fell a sleep on the couch while watching a ninja movie. Mr. Jim Jim was dream about taking down the one who is in charge of the cat slaving Mr.Bush in the dream he was having he was a ninja and Jeff was there too he was fighting bush and all of his cat hating people.

The next day he woke up and went to work but this is not a normal day because he wanted to get George W. Bush and free all the cat's to day. So he went to work and told Jeff about his dream and Jeff wanted in on it he knows where to find spy gear and Mr.Jim Jim now Martial arts which is great because of what they are going to do so they got on a plain and went to Texas that is "where the cat slaver lives" Mr.Jim Jim meowed to Jeff who was sleeping on the plane so Mr.Jim Jim got a marker and drew a funny face on the side of his head. When they landed in the airport there was a map of Texas and Georges was the biggest one on the map so they called for a cab then told the driver the address but the driver yelled "no get out", "Why" they both exclaimed The driver explained "I don't drive cats or people with weird faces on them" so they both got out and Jeff went to the bathroom to wash his face but they realized that the trunk so open so got into the trunk of the cab and waited. The cab stopped and they jump out luckily they could see bushes house they walked there and waited until dark and put on the spy gear the house was armed with lots of guards so Mr.Jim Jim attacked to the two in from t of the door mean while Jeff cricked in to the house to open up the door. Mr.Jim Jim was wining the battle between the guards with a knockout punch one one and a knock out flip kick on the other. The door open both of hero's where on the way for completing there goal to save all cat's from working and being slave's. They looked around soon they glanced at a big door that said Mr. precedent bush on it they broke down the door this looks like the inside of the white house there was no bush. Bang bang bang shots where fired at them so they want right through the window and ran to a tree house in the yard of bushes house. "They what you all do in here" a voice yelled at them and to there surprise it was George bush hiding from a office worker and a cat so they confronted him and asked him why are the cats slave's and have to work his answer was "it's funny what kitties have to work" shocked Mr.Jim Jim punch George until he gave all rights to the cat that they do not have to work and/or be slave's so later after the second punch he agreed to.


After that the boys got a plane trip home for free because George did not won't another cat punch from Mr.Jim Jim. The next morning Jeff went to work and Mr.Jim Jim lived at Jeff's house and lived happy until Jeff got a dog so not so happy but it was better than working Mr.Jim Jim thought to him self as he slept all day. One might think how can a cat and office worker free the cat well if you but your mind to you can do anything.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

If I was invisible

If I was invisible
If you where invisible what would you do use it for good or evil. If I was invisible what would you do I could use it to prank you or help you. I know what I would do but there is many of thing like to do but one thing is play football. When no one can see me I will be unstoppable on the grid iron. On the opening kick off they would kick it to my team mate then he would have a secret blocker he just about to get tackled then pop the tackler gets knocked of the ball carrier. If by some how he got tackled he would be on offense then run play like a pass the quarter back would have all day to throw that ball or I could go for a pass and catch the ball and every one would be looking around and saying "where's the ball?" It would be funny to pick some one up when they thing there about to tackle my team mate. Now for the run play if it was a run up the middle there would be two people up the middle then I would get the ball and run to the out side where no one is and score a touchdown. When a run to the out side I would run the other way to trick the other team into thinking I went that way. Trick play I could be a run then I give the back to the QB he throw to the open man in the end zone touchdown.Then try the same play but not throw fake that then run it for another touchdown. Half time it coming up.


It is now are turn to kick the ball the pressure builds up as they opposite team waits for the ball to not know that I'm right be side him waiting to tackle him. Boom the kick is off he catch the ball then I tackle them on there on ten yard line. Defense now that is some thing else I would be on the other side of ball as soon as he say "hut,hut" I tackle him. The next play is a pass I now because I was listening to the play as the quarter back gets the snap then as he is about to throw all you hear is "Fumble!" I had striped the ball away from him and scored a touchdown. The crowed goes wild they don't know what happened but they are still happy. That is the end of the football game my team won will skill, honour, pride, and invisible player helping out the team. Next time I will make a team lose a game well what do you know the next game is about to stat time to have some more fun first play take the ball away from the running back and give it to the defense look they scored. Well the team is up so my work is done for now. That is just one of the many things I would do if I was invisible, what would you do if you where invisible?

Monday, February 1, 2010

When I feel powerful or powerless

Power
When do I feel powerful and when do I feel powerless. Well when I feel powerful is when I am play ing sports it is what I do I'm a jock but when I'm on that football field playing my game like I can and as hard as I can play. Why do I feel powerful when I play football well I get lots of respect when I put that helmet on, because people say am good at football or they fear me when they get in my way. Those that don't fear me or respect me try to hurt me some I can't play when I can't play I feel not so powerful I how a team that has my back and will not let me get hurt. People that try to hurt me I think are scared of me and what I can do on the field, teams that do that won't to win that team or player is just like me, it is not just a game to them it is your live and pastion and you won't to play forever. That is what makes me feel powerful when I am playing football or any sports.

When do I feel powerless is another story. What makes me powerless is my little sister because when she is around we don't get along. When she has to do the dishes or sweeps she won't do them so then I do them or sweeps the floor she will just give reasons way not to do any thing I just loose it when I am around her. My thoughts on why she does not do work is that she thinks it is waste of time and that it does not matter if some one does it or not. In a blue moonwe will do some thing then at any time she does clean she thinks that there has to be a reward for one thing she does in a month. I love my sister and will protec her but why I feel powerless around my sister is that I do lots of work that she is has to do then she does not do it and I can't change her mind because she thinks she is in control of every thing her friends and some time my friends which is not smart and a little funny. What makes me powerless is my little sister and the stuff she will not do.